Tuesday, September 29, 2015

The Bhel Walah

Just over two weeks ago, I was walking down Hill Road in Bandra and saw the bhel walah I often go to. I gave into temptation and asked him for a plate of pani puri. It had been over two months since I was in the city and it was delicious to indulge in my favourite street food again. Three puris in, I noticed a small 12x12inch solar panel board resting on his cart. Intrigued, I asked him about it and he said, "Haan, yahan kaafi dhoop milti hai."

I took a picture of his proud panel and tweeted it.

Moments later, my phone beeped, notifying me about a couple of retweets. I was glad more people were sharing this. What I didn't expect was just how much people would respond to this one man's thoughtfulness. A handful of retweets catapulted into a whole brigade of them and I constantly had notifications and responses to that one particular tweet all day long. Some people even posted it on other social media where they got several responses as well. I was amazed by how many people this man had impressed with one simple device.


When people began asking me questions about the bhel walah and his choices, I decided to go back and talk to him once more. I also wanted him to know about the little ripple he had created among those who cared.  So, yesterday, I walked up to his little cart on Hill Road and had a chat with him over only-slightly-spicy pani puri.

Rakesh Gupta is from Uttar Pradesh. His family has a farm back home that derives almost all its energy from solar panels. The ones back home, he says, are huge in comparison to the little plate he carries on his cart. They use that energy for heating and lighting and for running their phones and TV. The one on his cart helps him charge his phone battery on the go and gives him the power he needs for lighting. He says that it's relatively easier to set up these panels in a village or farm where there are vast expanses of land. He feels that most people don't install panels on buildings and other places in the city due to fear of branches and other heavy objects falling on the glass chips and breaking them. Pointing at the roof of St. Stanislaus High School, he said that the school has done good by installing solar panels somewhere inside. A newspaper reporter discovered his solar panels one day and came by to take a photo of him with them. He joked about how he was made to pose and with the panels, after agreeing to connect the cart's bulb to them. 

What strikes me most about Rakesh is that he is a very, very cool cucumber. He knows he's saving money with those panels, he knows people are interested and he knows that we would all do a lot better if we followed suit. Yet, he quietly goes about his day, cracking into delicate puris and charging his phone with sunlight. When I look back, I don't think I've ever seen him looking anxious or stressed out, even when he's running three orders behind with several people standing around him impatiently. He talks to everyone warmly and doesn't hesitate to reply no matter what you ask him about. That man always seems happy.

If you live around Bandra, I would suggest paying him a visit. Even if it's just for a plate of bhel. His is, after all, one of the few places left in the area that still charges 20 rupees a dish.

Monday, September 28, 2015

Like, Totally.

I’m seated at a Krispy Kreme outlet in Bandra with an ice tea and an Original Glaze® doughnut. I do not like Krispy Kreme because everything here is too sweet. I’m fairly sure they have some kind of irrevocable contract with a sugarcane farm and they’re trying to do away with their excess sugar one customer at a time. I’m not sure whether to drown the taste of my doughnut with the ice tea or the other way around.

While I sit here putting my gums and teeth at risk, two girls gossip at the next table. Now, I avoid gossip like the plague, but if it is shoved down my ears at take-notice decibels, I can’t help but absorb it. A victim of eavesdropping, if you may.

These two girls are not happy. They have been hurt, right in the depths of their fragile hearts, by some ‘chick’. I don’t know who she is, but they most certainly do NOT like her. She refuses to go out with them and they just cannot get what her problem is. The topic swiftly moved on to a boy whose name I have forgotten. Perhaps that’s for the best, considering some of the things they said. 

“I deleted him from my facebook, but like, he just added me right back. Like, HELLO, who do you think you ARE?” 
(Her words, not mine.)

Ah, my fleeting glances have been noticed. I bet I’ll be the subject of their conversation once they leave.
 “Jeez, what was with that girl? Like, who wears kurtas that loose? And with those crumbly shoes! I bet the way she dresses is why she’s sitting all alone eating doughnuts.”
 (My words, not hers.)

If this is what these girls are like when they’re full of sugar, I shudder to think of what they’re like on an empty stomach. 

KRISPY KREME
Keeping teenage vengeance at bay.

Oh, they’re leaving. Goodbye tiger print pants and orange tank top. It was a pleasure.

Sunday, September 27, 2015

Be My Guest

I've heard of people nosing into other people's businesses, but I've never heard of anyone poking their business up other people's noses.

That's just what my intra-nasal guest, Spatter the pimple, has been doing. He took up residence in my right nostril three days ago and has been keeping me up at night ever since. (Yes, he. Women generally aren't this awful to me.) Imagine getting a spider bite. Now imagine pinching the bite until it swells up. Finally, imagine a heavy dog sitting on that bite and drooling all over it. That's what this feels like, inside my nose.
Spatter was also nice enough to visit me on the same day ol' Cold did. (She's like an annoying childhood friend who stays for a few days every now and again because cutting her out of your life isn't as easy as you thought it would be.) I now can't blow my nose without yelling Bloody Mary and he's taken up so much room in there, I can't even get my not-so-stubby fingers in. After many a tissue experiment, I've resigned to letting my right nose clog up and drag my head down with the weight it's carrying.


If you see a faint glimmer of red from a bulbous object when you look out the window, it's me.